Here's an untapped market: Urban-marketed chewing gum. Picture a gold foil packet filled with nuggets of gum shaped like cut diamonds and little interlocked chains, in flavors like "Ballin' Blueberry", "Pimpin' Pineapple", "Gangsta Grape".

The key to ballin' is, of course, ostentatious spending. The gum will cost five to ten dollars a pack. How baller would you be if you spent ten bucks on premium chewing gum?